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2005-02-02 - 5:31 p.m. oh don't worry i am not worried about the future self. I just felt like writing something melodramatic, and talking about fat guys eating pork rinds with wedgies. Pork rinds, what concept. Why do they even exist, how did they ever succeed. Think about what they are, fried pig skins. And then the name, Pork rinds. It gives me a vision of this red neck with a paring knife and a pig...and well you get the picture. Fried back fat...gross. No wonder obesity has become an epidemic. And of course they were invented in texas, where else. And i seriously can't beleive this, you won't believe it...on this website they said...and i quote.."pork rinds have inspired many high minded people to great acheivments in poetry and music." it then went on to use George W. saying that no one in america was going to make him eat broccoli and did he love his pork rinds. Okay, the web site must be a joke, it must...but why are there pork rinds for sale the size of guitars then? Good lord, Why the hell have i been ranting about pork rinds for so long, i've never even eaten one. And how did i find that website. Ahhhh, forget pitying my future self! |
